bowielegged:

i just saw a science fact and thought ‘thats probably not real’ so i guess im a republican now. im going to go buy a gun and not please my wife in bed.

(via thechamberofsecrets)

july04th1776:

"americans are so annoying on the 4th of july"

(Source: beatricesprior)

jaclcfrost:

give me any nickname you want. like for real. a shortened form of my actual name. something completely unrelated to my actual name. shit call me the name of one of my favorite characters. anything. any nickname. i will love it and love you for giving it to me. as long as it’s not something like uncoolbutt mcboringface i will love it. and you. especially you

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

trendygoat:

lets play “did that childhood memory actually happen or did i just dream it”

(Source: trivialblog, via fuckyeahtxtposts)

reblog if your mother no longer sets your bedtime and your life has lost all structure

(Source: cooldudebro, via fuckyeahtxtposts)

elizabitchtaylor:

she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on

(via thetoptextposts)

so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.

willinoise:

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^lil playa~~

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so does this make me a fucked up individual or

(via mugglehumour)

munderoon:

loki0fsassgard:

stephaniealive:

alecats:

books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck

Wow I like the way their corpses smell

that was more creepy as fuck

(Source: enerds, via heyteenbookshey)

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